jake sissons

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

@CCfunkandsoul @bandonthewall any chance of buying tickets on the door for tonight.? Need to funk it up! #funkmaster

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

@CCfunkandsoul can't believe we forgot to buy tickets for you to funk in our ears tonight. Any tickets going to sell.? #funkmaster

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

Are capital one joking. Rang to cancel my card and I was asked to call back later.? #terribleservice @CapitalOneUK

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

Salford at its most beautiful! #lovelyview http://t.co/7P7vX5ojCQ

[Manchester City @ManCity]

64. GOAL!!! DZEKO!!! City 1-0 Villa

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Michael Douglas has got some dog shit on a stick and is chasing Greg from master chef with it. This is a shambles x

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

Mike oldfield has turned up with a drawing of an owl he's especially proud of. Oops Douglas has put it in the washing machine x

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

My mum has given us all lunch money. Michael Douglas wants to spend his on a cashmere boxing glove x

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

Sequin encrusted virtual prison getting you down? Pack a sandwich + join the @rustyrockets revolution. http://t.co/theuf1wWPC

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

The Trews "Jagger Grief Porn" behold the grieving Jagger http://t.co/t04BR0sIIR

[Cafe Mambo Ibiza @Mamboibiza]

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

@OfficialJoeH #lad

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

@NorthernRail2 yeah repay me the bus money and explain to my boss why I'm late. Oh and run a service that Is worth the money I pay.

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

“@northernrailorg: Delays of up to 60 minutes through #ManchesterPiccadilly until further notice because of signalling problems #Lateforwork

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

@northernrailorg I pay in the thousands a year using your 'services' delayed trains again! now I'm having to pay for the bus! #joke!

[Betting Guru @BettingGuruTeam]

Can someone return my ball please? Think it may be somewhere near the Trafford Centre

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

#seaside #fishnchips #girlfriend #dogwalks http://t.co/YRQLSAcs9G

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

#manchester #paperlanterns http://t.co/3MdAGLoNPd

[jake sissons @jake_sissons]

#baconchicken #stuffedwithphillinmushys #bestfirlfriend #getinmybelly! http://t.co/iPXtPypYn1

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Álvaro Negredo cost Manchester City £16m.
Marouane Fellaini cost Manchester United £27m.

Just let that sink in for a minute. #MCFC #MUFC