Jake Snowden

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

@prncessprtyscum Wtfffff holler at me

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

a bird just pooped in my cappuccino

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

just played footy with @justinbieber i give him a 7/10 player rating

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

just saw a banker dude in a tru religion beanie our money is not safe

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

do you think @realDonaldTrump can do 20 push-ups?

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

quinoa makes me gassy

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

@SammySnowden damn @jared_funk lookin so soft

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

cody maverick is my hero

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

mom burned all the pizza rolls

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

my dad just referred to @PostMalone as "you know, my boy, post"

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

bit the aluminum foil on my burrito. NYE officially cancelled. need to sleep this one off.

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

@Mattyb101 get to the pnw asap. I need the scramble gawd rn

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

@Mattyb101 update: she cooked them too early and they are getting cold while she makes my toast

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

if @macktalk overcooks my eggs she's dead to me

[Jake Snowden @jake_snowden]

a girl wearing tall uggs questioned my style last night

[Jaden @jaden]

Most Underrated Album Of All Time. #OnRepeat

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

sometimes i'm just like living my life and then i remember fergie got a verse on all of the lights