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[jake @jake_solomons]

@MLB what the fuck

[jake @jake_solomons]

@usedgov Are you telling me Casey Anthony knew best?

[jake @jake_solomons]

@Jared_Carrabis Twins really are a repeat offender when it comes to fumbling trades with the Red Sox

[jake @jake_solomons]

@DanhausenAD how many human monies do you need to curse the 76ers?

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[jake @jake_solomons]

@DanhausenAD Trophyhausen!

[jake @jake_solomons]

@FSUmollz Red sox are the epitome of “feast or famine”😂

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The wiggles really put that shit on

[jake @jake_solomons]

@SportsCenter Taylor Swift and Haim*…show some respect

[jake @jake_solomons]

@tomsegura has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Exclusive: Country star Garth Brooks is considering a sale of his catalog, eyeing roughly $2 billion for the rights to his songs and recordings—in what would be among the largest deals ever for an individual artist or group’s catalog https://t.co/LfA5jfpbix

[jake @jake_solomons]

@trad_west_ Talkin about Psalms and John 3:16…

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[jake @jake_solomons]

@TheCineprism That’s good for Nate’s sake, he’s not gonna have any fingers or toes left if they keep going😂

[jake @jake_solomons]

@BananaBall_ @Belichick_B We got Bill Belichick coaching baseball before GTA 6 damn

[Steve Bulpett @SteveBHoop]

They do... The section is called Fenway Park.

[jake @jake_solomons]

@ncostanzo24 Third-world mothers: “You better eat your dinner! There’s starving kids in Boston that don’t have food at all!”

[jake @jake_solomons]

Just sliced my finger cutting up an apple. Whoever said “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”, fuck you.

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

This was six months ago

[jake @jake_solomons]

@MassDailyNews The amount of hate and boos is absolutely disgusting! They weren’t nearly loud enough😂