Jake Taylor

i perform. i write. waffles.

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

IM TOO HEAVY METAL FOR THIS

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

if waffle house started serving alcohol they would become more powerful than amazon in roughly 6 weeks

[Danny @DVN13L_]

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

[kemi @kemimarie]

rt if a black womxn has ever protected you or made you feel safe in their presence.
rt if a black womxn has defended and uplifted you.

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

This couple came in yesterday and tipped me (the hourly paid cook) $20 and another $5 today. Tipped their server even better. Apparently they were in here this morning too. I felt the need to share how kind they were.

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

[SavageRealm @SavRealm]

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

Why inanimate objects wait till I’m mad to try me like I won’t beat tf out a doornob

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Hamlet's dad: I need you to avenge my murder so my soul can rest in peace

Hamlet: I'll think about it

Hamlet: and I'll stab a random guy and kill several friends and terrorize Mom and neg Ophelia till she dies

Hamlet: are you proud of me

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

When this happened to me as a little kid I kept running. If my mom had to leave work to take me to school it was over.

[⨂ PridefulSin @ReignOfPride]

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🚶‍♂️oh fuck I missed the bus

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

This won’t appeal to some of my followers but if you listen to any kind of rock check out this local band- @falsegodnoise They just released two banging singles. They’re on Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube. They really slap

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

Poll closures accelerated in Georgia after the U.S. Supreme Court removed federal oversight of voting changes, leaving some counties in the state with just one polling place for thousands of voters. https://t.co/meJUBrLmcu

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

They used to call Julio Jones "Waffle House" in high school 💀
(via @AtlantaFalcons, h/t @brgridiron)

[winnie / sapphia ✿ @boybehindbricks]

MY GRANDPAS FACE WHEN HE FOUND OUT WE WERE SEEING LADY GAGA I CANT HES SO PURE HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😩🥺😭 @ladygaga

[its things in life @itsthingsinlife]

So many people from your past know a version of you that doesn’t exist anymore.

[Jake Taylor @jake_taylor27]

@FRONZ1LLA @falsegodnoise