Jake

this moment is so chill and absent of drama, I wanna call it Tim Duncan

[Jake @jake_tendler]

Welcome to Midland

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[whispers to the guy im about to rap battle] brown belt with black shoes? game over bud

[chuuch @ch000ch]

my 2 year old just turned to me and said "dada, is the government really going to bail out institutional brokers who shorted $GME and revamp the system to ensure the average investor can't break the current system of the wealthy few controlling the populous?" 😂

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Yeah I’m with the Redditers

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

cry laughing at this

[Jake @jake_tendler]

@alexbarker763 I don’t know if this exists, but if you aren’t already following @GCTigerTracker , it’s a great shot by shot update on everything Tiger related

[Jake @jake_tendler]

@alexbarker763

[Jake @jake_tendler]

@alexbarker763 @spitzsonian @htjain91 @CJMPadres23 Nice

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

This is the first presidential debate that needs a cigarette break

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans

[Acyn @Acyn]

Laura Ingraham’s comments on LeBron James Vs. Laura Ingraham’s defense of Drew Brees

[DeNeiro Sanders @Dsandz15]

When the current president can’t handle the job so the previous one has to step in 😭

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

👀👀👀👀

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Every member of the 1984-85 Bulls watching in their living room is right now explaining to their family that they weren't in the cocaine circus.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

How to hit a draw, courtesy of @TigerWoods. 💯

[Graham Filler @grahamfiller]

Today I sent a letter to the Governor, asking her to reopen golf courses in Michigan, as long as proper social distancing and health safety rules are followed -->

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

HER: Hey we should meet at the food court

ME: Uh...ok

{later...}

ME: Hi

HER: Who's your friend?

MY FOOD LAWYER: Objection

[Andrew Doughty @DoughtyBetMGM]

ABC: Kobe Bryant and 4 children killed.

FOX: Kobe Bryant and 3 others killed.

TMZ: Kobe Bryant survived by wife and 4 daughters.

I hope some people lose their jobs today for rushing reports.