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[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[Blank @jake_trickster]

@MTGCal @NetElvis As long as you and the other two players all pay one extra mana for every spell you cast(mirrormade target rhystic) and never cast any additional spells if you cant pay for it(copy enchantment target rhystic) then rhystic is never a problem!!(astral dragon target rhystic 😂😂)

[Mr. Cards @LemorasCards]

My sources tell me the Commander Format Panel has two changes lined up:

BANNED: Candelabra of Tawnos

Ultra Never BANNED: Rhystic Study

The article just says "fuck you that's why" and has 40 authors

[day shifter kit ☀️ @MysticFoxyWolf]

why have i seen multiple d20 fans using harry potty audios + clips in regards to misfit and mag ???

did this clip mean anything to y'all ?? did the message of the season fly over your heads? in pride month no less...

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@HigherMTG @raynesobad @Pige0nize If you ran the poll again and got a result that said 50.3% wanted it banned instead of unbanned, would you ban it? Or would you say its too close a number?

[Blank @jake_trickster]

Excited to be the 359th 👻 on @BackerKit for The Official Cyberpunk Trading Card Game. Thanks @Cyberpunk_TCG https://t.co/eZpUkg8hgE

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

The IDF when it has to fight an actual army and not toddlers:

[Blank @jake_trickster]

@JordanPQuinn Fan first, Creator 17th(bubbled out on breakers)

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@GovernorVA Government Official: (tweeting) Someone should do something!

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@TheDemocrats Government official: (tweeting) "Someone should do something!"

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@SadRobotAlters

[DiamondsCheat @DiamondsChest]

Saw a really good tiktok today

[Turtelpod @ThrasiosPassios]

All I’m saying is after recent events we need to prevent RFK Jr. from planeshifting to Bloomburrow. The mind shutters to think what he’d do to Ms. Bumbleflower

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@LemorasCards Biorhythm for GG after Garruk's Wake for BB?? 👀

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@SnackAdler277 @KingTheGreatTX @ExcaliburMTG I wish i had seen the survey sooner. My idea i wanted to try is extra mulligans for seat orders. Seat 1 gets 1 free seven, seat 2 gets 2, seat 3 gets 3, seat 4 gets 4. Hopefully it increase the chance of later seats starting in a more powerful position?

[Blank @jake_trickster]

@lurapika_ Kiriko so pushed shes getting put in other games to pick up skin collabs

[LostAKJ @AKJ_N5T]

@NikTek This is very different than shit from a ass; it’s anus generated fecal matter. That’s why we call it poo from a butt

[Blank @jake_trickster]

@kofidereVT Chicken bowl! Instant mashed potatoes, small rotisserie chicken, can of corn, shredded cheese, brown gravy. Boil water for potatoes, heat up corn, make gravy mix. Shred the chicken by hand to get out frustrations. Mix chicken, corn, cheese and potates together, top with gravy.