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[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you.

now watch this ride."

["C"ON"VER"S"E" @mmmmmmnmnmmmmmm]

theres an old saying in arrakis—i know it's in caladan, probably in arrakis—that says, dune me once, shame on— shame on you.,. dune me.., you can't get duned again..

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

MGMT covering Talking Heads’ ‘This Must Be the Place’ on their college campus in 2003

[rain @redactedrain]

Which way western zoomer?

[CodyAbston @CodyAbston1]

Check out my Mid-Season Highlights! https://t.co/W7gF8AdIPo

[jake @jakeabst]

Oh Jesus was a carpenter? dude must’ve had some fire vintage Carhartt pieces.

[kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit]

he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[jake @jakeabst]

@georgiawestttt

[jake @jakeabst]

Also when did McDonald’s become so stingy with the ketchup??? Gotta get on your knees and beg for too measly packets smh.

[jake @jakeabst]

@koconews How will I afford to mail my letters? Do you know embarrassing it’s going to be to tell my many correspondence they will mo longer be receiving my hand written manuscripts!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Lil Uzi Vert’s new album “Pink Tape” drops tonight at midnight 💿🔥

[jake @jakeabst]

Lil uzi very wearing his new album on his chain. Someone please snatch that shit and drop it. I’m begging.

[jake @jakeabst]

This is literally all dads want for Father’s Day.

[jake @jakeabst]

Just unsubscribe from the nelk boys Snapchat story. Guess you can say I’m pretty much mature now Literally

[jake @jakeabst]

Did humans even poop before the invention of coffee?

[jake @jakeabst]

Oppenheimer🎩🤙

[jake @jakeabst]

I just found out micro economics is not a small Prius.

[jake @jakeabst]

“Bro that pizza is so gas”

Uh last time I checked pizza was not in a state in which it will expand freely to fill the whole of a container, having no fixed shape (unlike a solid) and no fixed volume (unlike a liquid).