Jake Hancock

Daniel 3:18

[Jake Hancock @jakeahancock]

It’s hard for me to believe you’re capable of making adult decisions when you’ve already made the decision to put eyelashes on your car.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HUGE DEFENSIVE STOP FOR ALL OF US LIFELONG COLORADO FANS SINCE EARLIER TODAY

[Jake Hancock @jakeahancock]

Skid

[Plaid Hat Games @PlaidHatGames]

🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

Like and retweet with what you would name this Troll Dung Farmer for a chance to win a copy of Freelancers: A Crossroads Game!

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[Jake Hancock @jakeahancock]

Tom Hanks Plays Bill Murray in New Wes Anderson Film https://t.co/LOZ6HBbKqP

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Chili’s new @taylorswift13
album

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always slaps

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

BIG GUY FAKE PUNT HURDLE TD

MACTION

[Vic Raymone Jr @BronsGoated23]

Lebron Best Dunk Vs Every NBA Team. #Thread

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

for those curious who played for the Suns:

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

FFFFREEEEEDDDOOOMMMM

[bo 🪴 @tezah__]

somehow ended up on o-linemen tiktok and I never wanna leave 😭😭

[dennis hegstad @dennishegstad]

when I was born I only weighed 5.4 lbs

now I weigh 145lbs

here’s the 7 secrets i used to grow an impressive 10.5% YoY for the last 33 years

👇

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

This the Phoenix Suns after a random January game

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

The guy who caught the game-winning TD here is Jared Bernhardt.
At Maryland, he won the 2021 Tewaaraton Award for the best college lacrosse player in the country.
Then he transferred to Ferris State to play football, started at QB, and won the Division II national championship.

[Ferris St. Football @FerrisFootball]

1. Plays HS football, has D1 offers
2. Becomes best lacrosse player in the nation, plays 4 years
3. RETURNS to football, helps us win a National title at QB
4. Changes positions
5. Catches a game winning TD at WR as an UDFA in the NFL

Moral of the story: Dude rocks at life

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Aaron Rodgers on going from Davante Adams to Allen Lazard as WR1:

“I mean it’s always tough going from Hall of Famer to Hall of Famer. From Davante to Allen, it’s gonna be a transition, but he’s capable of a lot.”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

FEW THINGS IN SPORTS ARE MORE ELECTRIC THAN A NINE-DARTER 🎯

(via @OfficialPDC)

[“rod” iq 277 @rodney_berry]

i can explain this. it is actually a different actor in a new hope

[Jake Hancock @jakeahancock]

@getnickwright @WhatsWrightShow Lebron, Jordan, Kareem, Magic, bill, wilt, Tim, Kobe, Hakeem, shaq, Steph, Oscar

[John Kuhn @kuhnj30]

I have now watched this video 200 times and want to meet this kid. He is a future goat and the last hope for keeping the fullback alive in football! I call him Neo.