Jake Parsons

Sports Oracle. I spell KOBE in all caps. If you have to charge your watch, you need to rethink your life choices.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Fire Fredo Schottenheimer

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Sellers market?! Pillar? Ward? Regnifo? Anderson? Nah. Let's just lose 93 and go into next year even worse.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Welp... #fireperry

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

We need a total and complete shutdown of awarding PhDs in the social sciences until we can figure out what's going on.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

@northroadcreate @ATT Yep

[cowboysnation ready to be hurt again @CowboysNation]

Maybe instead of arguing with Eagles fans all the time we just post this in response to everything they say to us.

They won’t know what this says but at least we are trying to help.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Unfriendly reminder: all men are required to wear shoes and pants on an airplane.

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

FINAL: The Angels lose 8-3 to the Giants.

They collapsed in the 9th inning, allowing 6 runs.

The Angels are 56-58.

They have lost 7 in a row. They are 8 games back in the ALWC, and now 11.5 games back in the division — dropping 7 games in a week.

Things are bleak.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Welp, I guess where at this point in the movie... #AngelsBaseball

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Does Eduardo Perez read about/watch baseball when he’s not at a game? Joe Morgan was f’ing Bill James by comparison.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

We owe Mikey, not Shohei. #tradeohtani

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

@RepMoore57 @practicalgolf This is unequivocally the correct answer.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Love & Support for the Garlock Family https://t.co/z8wasPB9NY

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

DFA the entire bullpen

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

Yearly reminder that Jackie Robinson is one of the most underrated athletes of all time.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

👀

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

NETO NATION RISE 🫡

The Angels have selected the contract of INF Zach Neto.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

I don’t know exactly what’s wrong with this team, but I can’t imagine someone less likely to fix it than Phil Nevin.

[Mark Appel @markappel26]

My Honest Reality
March 19, 2023

Welcome to the 2023 baseball season.

Opening Day is around the corner. Pitchers are almost ready. Position players are locked in. Fans share the optimism a new season brings.

But this isn't just another season.

This is likely my last.

[Jake Parsons @jakeaparsons]

@AC_NoChill @kylehilbert Kirby was removed from all committees. He also lost his office, parking space and legislative assistant. "More time" was for a pending expulsion.

Representatives, troopers, staff and the public were present for Rep. Turner's incident. Not sure what "investigation" you would want