Jake Ashton

Professional Farter

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@addswdf How much??

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@Dutton_1986 @JoeD_7 @tappy_anderson How much you selling them for?

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@ufc @UFCEurope @danawhite oi ya big daft baldy robbing bastard how are these the cheapest tickets we can get?
Better sort me some free ones
Sharpish !!!

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@C_Acky @GreggsOfficial A very sad day indeed then, I rarely get to visit Gregg's as sayers is in the best locale, looks like I'll be sticking to the traditionals from here on out

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@TruthfulUfcFan @USMAN84kg @stylebender @CharlesDoBronxs @TeamKhabib Jones Vs Shogun winning the belt at 23

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@JiimmyDay @derekedwardsgb 😭😭

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic required for Derby

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@reelcinemasuk I have been trying to book tickets for Oppenheimer at your Rochdale branch, the website kept crashing and I have ended up with 9 tickets now instead of 6, I have tried to ring but no answer, can you help me return and get a refund on the extra tickets please

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@bamsaker1 @RandomPlayer025 She's on the line now

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What isn't good on bread !?

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Lammy woz ere 04

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@danawhite @ufc @UFCEurope what you doing in Rochdale? Give us some free tickets lad can never get them anymore

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Where the fuck have all the tangy wine gums gone ???!!!

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@mikewimbleton Haha I'd crush him the brittle old fool

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That's why he's the goat @JonnyBones

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@arielhelwani Fucking shit way to expensive cheapest available for a group of 5 was £380 !, Sort us some free tickets Ariel my son

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@UFCEurope @ufc @btsportufc for #UFC286 what is the start time in the UK? Are doors opening at 5? Or is it later for USA audience?