Jake Bedwell

working in finance in an incredible place. Peace love and happiness.

[Ben Habib @benhabib6]

It’s easy to fix the economy:

Ditch net zero - save £50 billion per annum

Slash benefits for 3 million people not even looking for a job - save £30 billion a year

Eliminate benefits for foreigners - save £10 to £15 billion per annum

Mass deportation of all illegals migrants - save a minimum of £10 billion per annum

Sack half the civil service - save a minimum of £8 billion per annum

That’s over £100 billion per annum saving

Slash regulations on business.

Slash taxes on SMEs, working and middle classes, employment

Slash corporation tax

Stop cheap imported labour

And watch the UK sky rocket.

It’s obvious. Just do it!!!

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

So one of the most heartbreaking things just happened..
#FuckingFrance

Returned £1300

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Here morgan at my work is a boot

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Heartbreaking. 😭😭 #HalloweenScare #TheSecretBehindTheBeauty #MaskOff #GarlicBread… https://t.co/IzVsFn4ghg

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Keep seeing @realDonaldTrump tweeting about #MAGA I read the tweet and I keep thinking he’s on about Magaluf, takes me far too long to get

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

@mairime_ The greatest song ever recorded

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

new ifone

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

@StephForsyth_ Sure thing!

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

My proudest achievement was when the guy in spoons said he legally wasn't allowed to make a drink that strong. I made it ma, I made it...

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Fuck. Just walked into Bon Marché and asked the lady where the stairs were to the food shop. She then reminded me this isn't M&S #whataday

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Can @joelycett please start commentating on every sporting event? Would gen start watching Golf and Cricket if this happened #Wimbledon

[Jermain Defoe OBE @IAmJermainDefoe]

Sleep tight little one... 💙

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Fuck ya'll mother fuckers #aintnobodygottimefordat

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Someone just called me a basic bitch ha ha

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Who isn't scared of #slenderman have you seen his face? He doesn't fucking have one. No fucking face #noface #nomakeup #allnaturalallday

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Imagine turning up to your uncles house without trunks.... #awkward #summerinscotland #swimming #noswim4me

[prestonpaperboy @prestonpaperboy]

Balling https://t.co/QZS05P36CS

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Deen.

So after having nowhere to leave the car for the weekend I decided to lump it and park… https://t.co/jETI4PLABJ

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

I love sleeping. It's basically a cheat code to skip all the boring parts of life. Work. College. Baptisms. That's sort of thing.

[Jake Bedwell @jakeb5103]

Cant wait till my neighbour finishes renovating her house. Seriously sounds like a Blue Man Group rehearsal over there. #SoLoud #Pricks