peddler of poisons 🤠

couch nap aficionado

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A sequel to the 2016 Shane Black film, The Nice Guys, starring Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe.

[Dez @dezubiii]

ill let brennan say it again

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

RIP king 😢

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

I grow my beard out for the first time and suddenly half my family is asking me when I'm gonna marry Kenz what the hell

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

Me niece drew me and I can't decide whether to be flattered or insulted

[Dan Casey @DanCasey]

This is basically every Trump cabinet pick so far

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

Big day for dudes working a shit job for shit pay with a $700 a month lifted dodge payment

[Lee (Trans Arthur Truther) @fllnordr]

The type of shit Dutch Van Der Linde has in his possession while he complains about the gang having no money

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

Concerts with my buddies>>>>

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

Got Kenz too into overwatch now she's meal prepping so she doesn't have to take a break to eat. What have I done.

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

he actually is the best to ever do it

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

In my Tony Soprano era (being mentally ill and wearing wifebeaters to bed)

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[skank williams @rosaslutzemburg]

i bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Elvis! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan!

Elvis: whut thu

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

@nikatniiite

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

@nikatniiite Slay queen

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

@beer_bear2

[peddler of poisons 🤠 @jakeb515]

To whoever broke my gf's car window; breaking the window was one thing but making me get up at 6 in the morning to bring it to a Safelite shop? Insult to injury.