Jacob Liam Wagner

Aspiring artist and film buff with a little shapeshifting on the side. The quieter of the Wagner twins.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

I guess Parker was a fussy baby. Well, he’s /still/ a fussy baby.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

*Jake slides his wedding present, a sketch, under the door for @BornInCaldecott and @ChargedDeck and sneaks off.*

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@HellionTK @__Wildcard__ I’m glad everyone throughout time knows you’re the worst, Oli.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

It’s too bad @__Wildcard__ isn’t still here. The past is weird.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ Ugh, I have a headache. *He rubbed his temple.* So why are you here anyway? Did all the rugrats annoy you so much you had to escape?

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ No, he definitely did not... How did your parents take it when you told them about you?

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ Awkward, goofy, makes bad jokes. I really freaked him out when he realized who I am.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

I mean the name “Speedball” doesn’t really scream cool.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ *Jake paused.* You ever imagine someone for years and build them up in all these different, larger-than-life ways. Then you actually see them and they’re just normal and small? It’s like that.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ She’s totally obsessed with finding our dad. *Jake sighed.* I’d say she’s completely lost it, but her stupid plan worked... I found him.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ My crazy sister made a time portal and freakin’ pushed me in.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ Yeah, I saw my mom. She looks so young. That was definitely surreal.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ Wait, seriously? *He paused.* Doesn’t it freak you out to see things you only heard in stories happen right in front of you?

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ *He swatted his cousin’s hand away.* I guess I got distracted while I was trying to sneak. I heard someone got married.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@__Wildcard__ Gah! *Jake’s voice cracked as he jumped.* It’s not cool to sneak up on people, Oli.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@BouncingFury *In a nervous gesture Jake’s hand combed through his hair. He glanced at Robbie to make sure this wasn’t all some weird joke. With a steadying breath he gingerly slid down into the darkness.*

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@BouncingFury I’m assuming that’s before you met my mother, the music snob. *Jake glanced around and his eyes caught a familiar band shirt, one he’s seen TJ wear on occasion. Usually depressed occasions.*

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@BouncingFury *Jake gave him a side-eyed look. Given his own height, he kinda had to look up at Robbie. How did this dingdong manage to get with Mom?* Um...nice.

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@BouncingFury *Jake stumbled out of the car and looked up at the building.*

[Jacob Liam Wagner @JakeBamf]

@BouncingFury This is the weirdest day of my life. *He murmured under his breath and slouched further into the seat.*