Jacob Behnke

keeping it real will kill you if you end up letting it

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

don’t even try to bullshit us brother

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Yankees are sure lucky George Steinbrenner is not around. A lot of people would be losing their jobs.

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

playing baseball indoors is criminal

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

gameday

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

the barstool hiring process discriminates against anyone who has looked at a map in their life

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

It’s breaking my brain that Dallas is a longer flight to Brazil than Baltimore

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

@river_is_nice @sapiens_magnus Detroit is lovely this time of year

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

it’s over

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

The Yankees will be placing Aaron Judge on the 10-day IL tomorrow with a right calf strain

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

he needs to be studied in a lab

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

MNF MORTAL MEGA MAX:

BRONCOS +2.5 (4u) ☢️🐳💣

MAHOMES CANT COVER ON PRIMETIME.

(Primetime Record: 1-2)

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

@wtvrem13 rams play at denver and philly next 4 wks and 49ers don’t gotta leave west coast til late october

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

roger goodell belongs in prison

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

@ochocinco this is going five sets

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

@NickWatts boots on the ground it’s gonna be at least 50% ND

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

it’s called doing your civic duty

[Miami New Times @miaminewtimes]

Nearly 30 employees have signed on to a class-action lawsuit claiming Flanigan's forced them to work without pay.

🔗 https://t.co/tJlN0xlCsk

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

bruh the luckiest team of all time

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Samad Taylor helps Jonny DeLuca homer off Mason Miller to tie the game

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

they gotta be doing this on purpose at this point

[Bruce Feldman @BruceFeldmanCFB]

I picked Notre Dame to win the title. Love the D. Love what I saw from CJ Carr last year. Love how Marcus Freeman has built that staff & how he leads. Only thing I don’t love is now I’m seeing a lot of my media brethren are also on the Irish bandwagon. That’s often the kiss of death: https://t.co/aZ9K9D3tDz

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

it’s over

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Max Fried has been placed on the 15-day IL with a left elbow bone bruise

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

send heliot ramos to the moon

[Max @1VeryChillDude]

It’s because the same burrito was $10 twenty minutes ago you fucking retard

[Jacob Behnke @jakebehnke]

worse than being a commie

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It’s been a privilege to watch this team. I’m a born and bred Red Sox fan.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Miami's Mario Cristobal on importance of having former Canes invested in the program: "It's important Michael Irvin never kisses me on the cheek on national television ever again"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Yankees are absolutely terrible--- what happened to this team?