Jake

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[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

couldn’t find my phone because i left it in the fridge?

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup on it

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

EILEEN. DAVIDSON.

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

Uber driver seen me tryna Shazam the song and turned off the radio….

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

This is lowkey the best anyone’s ever laughed in years

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

i think about this a lot

[gabby 🌟 #teamsamstar @gabbystarqueen]

orlando really got the kitty kat ball premium version 😮‍💨

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

England's first 3 matches at the World Cup start at 9pm, 9pm, and 10pm

[c @cokebeyc]

social anxiety is so bad im worried about what people will think after i die by suicide

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

How it feels to receive a well done in a company meeting

[AARON @lidolmix]

rihanna fighting for her life

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PinkPantheress made a surprise appearance at a club last night to perform with British drag queen Bailey J Mills.

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Si despierto de una operación y veo a un pony tocando el piano definitivamente pensaría que estoy muerto😭😭😭

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Receive what you’ve been praying for right now. Receive it.

[most sane (hiiiatus) @thugyonce]

her:

[🏖️ @plugdontmiss]

Me when I smell weed in public

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in