Jake, wait for it.... Broom

now in the over 25 category in xfactor,

know how to lift an emu,

in the market for a black and white cat

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Confused shepherd's

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

What do purple skies mean?

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

That'll do

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Somebody go teach Inverness how to count

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

He also won Britain's got talent

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

10 of history's evilest leaders:

1. Pol Pot: Leader of the Cambodian revolutionary group Khmer Rogue, Pol Pot was a communist totalitarian dictator who ordered mass genocide on his own people. His regime imprisoned, tortured and destroyed those who opposed it.

Prisoners were subjected to horrific medical experiments, which often resulted in agonizingly drawn out deaths. Many prisoners, including babies and small children, were executed in the infamous Killing Fields and buried in mass graves. To save bullets, they were killed with pickaxes or smashed against trees.

During his reign as Prime Minister from 1976-1979, his policies led to the deaths of around 2 million people, about 25% of the entire population, from execution, starvation, and forced labor.

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Virgin Mary my ass

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Rudolph to the all the reindeers who wouldn’t let him join in any reindeer games

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Fella had black cat and gave it up for what

[Black Cat @silverxsable]

Official look at Mary Jane in Spider-Man 2.

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

We're defenceless now, fuck

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Sycamore Gap: Hadrian's Wall damage seen after tree felled https://t.co/y91SvDeLlq

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Could just be that it was U2 playing

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

It took us a billion dollars, but science has done it. Technology and innovation have done it. we've achieved the worst possible acoustic environment for a concert

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Depression

[jaden @liljay11k]

Without Googling, name something The British Empire have not stolen.

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

@KyleAaron14 Thank you for this valued reply kyle, I appreciate you

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

"Head and shoulders" should make a body wash, call it "knees and toes"

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

The irony of an alleged abuser cosplaying a healing role

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Entire planet to explore and bugs land on me

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

@wildtiktokss @georgeaukland

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Still gonna call it twitter

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

The true "are you drunk" test, standing at a urinal

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

All these strikes and protests... the real winners in it all are sign making companies

[Jake, wait for it.... Broom @jakebrooom]

Take me back 😢🏖

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NASA just released a stunning new image from the james webb space telescope ✨