Jake Bucher

“Welcome to the real world! It sucks...you’re gonna love it” -Monica Geller

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@prettyschlitty @PrettySchlitty2 I’ll spread the word!!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

You know what? I actually CAN believe it’s not butter

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@PrettySchlitty2 @netflix @bridgerton Love this!! Totally agree @netflix

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@prettyschlitty Love that this was the very first tweet I read coming back to Twitter!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@PrettySchlitty2 And you have to do the awkward hellos like when you’re hiking

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@prettyschlitty Mine was the first to wish me a happy birthday and then followed up with a reminder!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@GmcBucher Clearly!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

Just made a piece of dry toast for my boss and she has complimented me on it three times already.

“This is AMAZING!!”

I will only be answering to Chef Jake from this moment on.

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@prettyschlitty To say this is just the tip of the iceberg is an understatement!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

Just saw a woman chug an entire bottle of wine in the middle of a Target. Happy Sunday! #WelcomeToHollywood

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

I feel like we, as a society, aren’t talking about the shows #americanauto and #superstore enough! Let’s be better. @justinspitzer knows what’s up!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

My greatest skill is turning a 3 topping pizza into a 6 topping pizza at no additional cost

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

Bought a water resistant jacket today so I’m now prepared for it to never rain again in Los Angeles

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@prettyschlitty Did he listen as you told him that or was he playing?

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@PrettySchlitty2 Walks up to concierge: “can you please tell me the quickest way to the pink macaron”

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@hollywoodgirl05 🤣🤣🤣

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

I like to think when I see a car drive thru a stop sign or throw trash out their window that when I roll my eyes at them, they really stop and think, “gosh, I feel bad now. I’m never doing that again”

You’re welcome😌

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

@Tobsterino I’ll take a detour before I drive behind a truck with logs!

[Jake Bucher @jakebucher55]

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