saying “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning i’d be waking up in rivendell to gandalf saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning”
bob costas: “we’re here in cleveland, where the slight autumn chill in the air is a bleak reminder of the chilling fact that each day we are all spiraling towards the unavoidable conclusion we call death”
ron darling: “i think he goes fastball here”
Aaron Rodgers: "The right is gonna champion me and the left is gonna cancel me. I don't give a sh*t about either of them. Politics is a total sham. I'm not going on Fox News just like I'm not going to go on CNN."