Jake English: Local Inconvenience

Help dirk im stuck in this twitter profile!!!! Just kidding. Any pronouns!

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I made one of these doodads if anyone is interested. https://t.co/163CVHaKCU

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F slur.

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And i dont mind if you hate me, cause baby if i were you… I would probably hate me too.

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Dont worry bro ive only transformed into an angelic monstrosity ironically!

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Brb giving myself complexes over having trouble believing my friends like me due to my complexes.

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For the love of fuck, for the sake of pete, did you ever really think youd love a guy like me?

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I hope one day ill be confident enough in myself to keep it sexy. But not today. Today were keeping it absolutely atrocious!

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While i whittle my bones until im brittle, am i pretty now?

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*Hoists dirk up like a cat!*

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Wisdom, wisdom. Where can i get some?

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Dirk are you ever going to teach me chess or will you get me to strongarm someone else into it!!

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I will try and try to change
but the list i made of change to make
it blew away.

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Maybe i decided to see a therapist and just MAYBE im gay and nonbinary.

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I feel the whole world wants me to pray for them but who the fucks praying for me? Aint nobody praying for me.

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I just tell lies. I go up to people and i say shit that is absolutely not grounded in reality whatsoever.

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One time i smoked a joint june gave me and 30 minutes later she told me it was friggin oregeno.

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Dirk is my malewife.

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*Ive been reading about frogs for 5 hours… *

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*Loosens collar a bit.*

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Forgive me if this is a touch too bold a claim but maybe other people do care about my feelings? Haha.

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*experiences a desire for affection* What the fuck. Im so desperate whats wrong with me. Im going to act insane now.