Jake Mogorit

I own sweatshirts and swear a lot.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Some of y’all have never been to Flavortown, but that’s none of my business... 😂

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

@ellaaay_ Fragile masculinity is so entertaining

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

We're loving this park to death and it's hard to watch

[RockyNPS @RockyNPS]

#RMNP Until congestion is relieved: Restricted Vehicle Access on Bear Lake Road from Moraine Park to Bear Lake. sd

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

I was watching a video of wolves howling unaware that the cat was LOSING HER GODDAMN MIND OVER IT SHE WAS SPINNING OUT

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

If I see someone wearing plaid shorts I immediately assume they're either from Florida or their head is stuck in 2006.

[don hertzfeldt @donhertzfeldt]

go put your things in the sunshine

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THANKS SO MUCH FOR RECOMMENDING A GOOD TELEVISION SHOW, UNFORTUNATELY TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE RECOMMENDED IT SO NOW, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT'S GOOD, I WILL REFUSE TO WATCH IT OUT OF PURE STUBBORNNESS FOR SIX MONTHS AND THEN BE FURIOUS WHEN PEOPLE DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Hope the last shot of GOT is everyone lining up at the ballot box after Jon Snow invents democracy.

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

Just told our cat that the noise coming from the kitchen was the plate laundry and I've never seen an animal make such a convincingly condescending facial expression.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I didn’t originally understand what May 4 had to do with Star Wars. But when I got it, I smiled. It felt good thinking of the power of myth and the magic of epic storytelling. To all fans young and old, may the fourth be with you.

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Just over 3 months still we start seeing Halloween stuff on store shelves 🎃👻💀🧛🏻‍♂️🧟‍♂️🍬🍫

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

BEING HUMAN IS COOL BECAUSE YOU GET TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST A BIG PIG WHO CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND GET SAD AND STUFF

[don hertzfeldt @donhertzfeldt]

and now an animator's poem

if you dress yourself daily
from the clothes on the floors
you never ever need to
put them in drawers

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

Turns out my sense of style is somewhat influenced by @Zak_Bagans and nobody should be surprised 👻

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

@ellaaay_ Why are you grabbing things out of sketchy people's hands

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

@ellaaay_ I see what you're going for and I'd like to be absofuckinlutely clear that you're 24 and I'm not robbing any cradles

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

@oscarcontrarius @DenverChannel Not sure. Mighta been “Colorado.” I’d avoid it if I were you.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Spotted in #Disneyland. Guess we are having a family reunion. Lol

[Jake Mogorit @jakebytheriver]

If our existence isn't some kind of joke then why do some people's smiles look like a dog that's about to puke