Jake Carder

cirque artist #JTGF #taylor❤️

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

#AdamKutnerPowerPlay let’s go! @AdamSKutner

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

I guess apple thinks I should take the scenic route? @AppleSupport you all should work on maps 😂

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

What’s the point of paying for nhl if all the games I want to watch are “blackout games”😡

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

Do you ever use apple maps and take a rout you know if faster just to make your phone feel dumb?

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

Dear @AppleSupport I would just like to be able to be on FaceTime and have the ability to lock my damn phone. Thanks

[Phil Mathers @philmatherz]

This Whitney clip is one of my favourite things about modern life.

#whitney #cockslap #cock

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

@Alyssa_Milano SCAREDOF PELOSI? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she kinda look like she would stab a mf but other than that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Almost by definition, a computer can't produce random results, so random number generators are based on a fixed value and not truly random.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Remember that big scary rifle I brought to Kent State for my graduation photos? Here's how that baby fires. #SUPERSCARY

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

Teeter board is fun. Catch me at sea world this summer🤪

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

The only time you see the @NHLBlackhawks in the playoffs #StanleyCupPlayoffs2018

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Playoff hockey has taken 10 years off our lives and we’re barely 1 year old

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

Praying to the hockey gods for another sweep for the @GoldenKnights 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Jake Carder @jakecarder]

@LAKings @GoldenKnights *googles LA Kings*

[🏆- Golden Knights Fans @VGK_Fans]

@NHL @GoldenKnights @LAKings @hulu