Jake Carroll

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Pro tip: Limit yourself to 3 cups at the chili cook off or you’ll spend the entire day making your own batch in the beer tent porta potties

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle I don’t remember that James Bond movie. Brownfinger? Casino Royals flush? Either way, I hope my guy is doing alright

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle There are some sick puppy mills by me that have really cool new looking puppies that aren’t crazy in the head. DM me for details! #ShopDontAdopt

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Your energy for the rest of the night. I don’t make the rules

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Mom’s Spaghetti

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@BarstoolBigCat 73

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Winner winner chicken and dumpling dinner*

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Maybe this is a sign to stop watching movies named after sharp objects that come out of animals heads

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@MorneliusHuburt Agreed. Can’t believe the lengths subway went to increase the price of the $5 footlong

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle There’s a super nice beach in Hale I’d highly recommend. Took this pic last year after Mud Jam. I buried my Buick in 8 ft of mud but somehow this view saved the weekend for me

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Oops 🙊🙈🙈

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Quite possibly the worst trigger discipline I’ve ever witnessed

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Time to find a new doctor

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Make sure it has a chain on it

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@_scotch__ A power move would be to start bringing these bad boys in the trenches with you

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@_scotch__ Did anyone say it was?

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle Don’t be bashful, P. You know high fashion. I once saw you wear a black turtle neck with a maroon blazer and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@ddecker414 @juveniletuna Cashier: Welcome to McDonald’s my name is Bart how can I help you

Dylan: Bart, I’ll have the Big Bart. I mean Mac. With fries please Bart.

Did I do it right?

[Jake Carroll @jakecarrolll]

@TheLovePringle We should get the boys together and have a watch party. I’ll bring the blood of Christ