jake 🧍🏼‍♂️

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

Dating apps seem like a decent idea til you realize they really do be the clearance section for people

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

what was drakes complex budget

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

you dumb fucking clowns @goldenglobes

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

@collegespu it is. cry

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

@GTechfan89 @cantguardjake lack of speeding tickets clearly doesn’t win football games nerd

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

@cantguardjake piss on them you won’t

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

nothing is certain in this world except death, taxes, and you should consider changing your password as it expires in 14 days

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

this is unironically Trumps literal defense to the WSJ Epstein letter

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor that’s just not something I’d do

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

I don't love America. I love hot dogs.

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

we’re not even cyberbullying the islanders anymore we’re cyberbullying YOU @loveislandusa THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[bk🥸 @insanitylanity]

@jakecasady this actually super gross n ur a weirdo

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

nah I’m good fuck this guy

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

Friendly reminder to our #LoveIslandUSA family. ♥️

[Dj @DjsokeSpeaking]

this is how our government is being run rn

[quinlanboss @quinlanbossig]

“Our brave officers”

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Andor is a work of modern art.

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

my near-billion-dollar-in-revenue company just announced that they’re not doing annual merit increases for salaries this year due to “economic uncertainty”

[The Sietch of Sci-Fi | @TSoS_]

#Andor

[jake 🧍🏼‍♂️ @jakecasady]

if you’re not watching Andor tonight DO NOT attempt to contact me