Jake

I’m fixin’ to do something dumber than hell, but I’m goin’ anyways

[Jake @jakechazz]

Romo and Tom Brady are two of the worst to ever do it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

[Keller’s Cellar @CellarOfKeller]

bump

[Corey Brickley Illustration @coreybrickley]

ah ah ah actually, you know, it's actually Me, who is, ah, Winning, This Conversation, and it is in fact ah, Hilarious, That. You Do Not Even Realize How Badly You. Are ah. ah. Losing, At. You Know. Us Talking . And so it's funny, That, You don't, Know you are actully. Losing.

[Jake @jakechazz]

Back home to my $27 amazon bidet after being away for 9 days

[Oswald @officeroswald]

This is who you’re arguing with on here

[Jake @jakechazz]

Clout card ACCEPTED

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

✨Christopher Nolan’s Closet Picks! ✨

[\/inny 🅱️uffone @Veno202]

The amount of clamoring for Seth Hernandez is staggering. The Pirates are not trading the best pitching prospect in baseball for a closer.

These people can vote.

[Jake @jakechazz]

#JIZ

[Jake @jakechazz]

Diarrhea be damned this is one good salad! Getting married on Saturday btw

[yc @yc]

This gonna make urinals obsolete in midtown

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[goatofwallstreet.eth @GOATofWallSkree]

how long after sex is it appropriate to do a fantasy mock draft

[Jake @jakechazz]

This is what it’s all about

[NFL @NFL]

New Orleans Saint @ZachWilson ⚜️

[Jake @jakechazz]

@gracecamille_ Reading the last lines about Louis Keseberg

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

LeDecision

[Jake @jakechazz]

@DawnsMission Nice mask yourself there dumbass

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The photo gallery here is A+

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

The dugout's reaction to Esmerlyn Valdez's 461-foot BOMB

"Holy shit"

[Jake @jakechazz]

@LacisErnests @gracecamille_ “Mulholland Drive best scene”