renee 😞

diet coke enthusiast

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

posting this then deleting the twitter app

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

clapping and laughing and cheering at the idea of twitter dying so that when i am a published author i never ever have to engage with b00ktwt ever

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

korean restaurant opens for pickup orders in 5 minutes and best believe i’m counting down the seconds

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Please check your children’s candy this Halloween! We just found a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner in my father’s name!

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

what ai has to say about my pfp

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

my tummy: hurts
me: oh i must have swallowed handfuls of hair without noticing and now it’s all tangled in my intestines and fusing with my internal organs. this is the most reasonable explanation.

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

one thing about me is i love to watch a number go up

[raine 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @neoncaelestis]

forget the face reveal what the helll is going on with jerma right now

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

he isn’t even blonde…. sad!

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

what’s the over under odds on writing a successful romance novel where the male lead has a fake silver nose (the real one fell off from syphilis)

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

ned fulmer cheating on his wife is not funny. however whatever the hell is happening on his wiki page is hilarious

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

found out tumblr unbanned porn by seeing a gif of a man fucking a pumpkin on my dash

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on and i’m going to explain to you the importance of the player piano motif in westworld s1

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

ice cubes from the ice cube tray are juicier and beautifuller and gorgeouser than ice cubes from an ice cube maker. ok so is that an insane thing to say.

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

@belen3dwards fame moment omg

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

how can the queen be dead when the girl reading this is still aaaaa zhhzhhzhx fkdjkskekf

[renee 😞 @jakecocoa]

maybe the queen hated 9/11 so much that she just couldn’t live through another anniversary. did any of you consider that

[Bweaking NuwuS @BBCBweaking]

HIIII! Queen Ewizabeth II, da UK’s monawch fow da past 70 yeaws, haz died aged 96 ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
https://t.co/JLcA2mDZU0