Jake Johnson

in twunk limbo with otter tendencies

[Jake Johnson @jakedj99]

I (don’t) apologize for the person I’m going to become now that we have a confirmed date for an MCU xmen film

[slay guevara🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

everyday this admin passes a new Eat Shit and Die bill and the only response we get out of congress is "damn that's crazy, yall be easy tho" as they send more money to Israel

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Personally, I think a deleted message should just disappear, not say “THIS MESSAGE WAS DELETED

[el ⚢ ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 @grrrltv]

literally what the fuck could we possibly gain from this

[jezz @JezziiB]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[dom 💐🇮🇹🇦🇺 @rossivision]

The sentence “people who aren’t worthy of the MINIMUM wage” explains everything you need to know about the right

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

The snowflake administration wants trigger warnings for rightoids.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Never beating the "just plain evil" allegations

[팔떡팔떡(상태:무한발기중) @yononohou]

아이거개웃긴게 톰홀랜드가 사전에젠데야한테 우리너무 진지빨면서하지말자 난탭댄스밖에준비안함ㅇㅇ하고 서로 과하게하지말기약속햇는디 갑자기옷벗고여장해서 젠데야 개놀래서눈땡그래진거 카메라에잡힌거ㅜㅜ진짜영원히웃김

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

People who are paying rent are paying for 24/7 use, I don't know what else to tell you.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[mitul kanji @mitulkanji]

In a sane world, automation would pave the way for true abundance and even a post-scarcity society, where humanity could truly flourish.

But in our world, all it does is create unemployment, widen the wealth gap, and pave the way for a police-state.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Adulting is hard. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re falling behind

[Guillermo Guantes @LuffysAfrooo]

This the shit that’s gets me so juiced about this planet but also pisses me off bc there’s a group of shit ass people taking this away from me and future generations for money

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Some of you are in the bathroom right now because of cut regulations

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit