Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻♂️
We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.
Here’s what the leagues would look like…
A Thread 🧵👇🏼
He admitted in court to sexually abusing teenage boys yet was never convicted for it and only served 15 months in prison for financial offenses. May he burn in Hell.
Lamar’s hurt
My CB2 is a c00n
DBS can’t tackle
Offensive line is bottom 5
Safety room is bottom 5
Defensive Line is bottom 5 without Trey
Trump curse
I’m beyond cool off this team
Dawg he’s so fucking goated. He uses his stardom for actual good and is even rubbing their faces in it.
Ruffalo the man you are deserves everything good in this world.
“Grab em by the pxssy” should have been the nail in the coffin for 53% of white women. Considering that 1 in 3 women have been assaulted at least once in their lifetime.
Yet here tf we are.