jake.fine

I’ll hang around forever. Until you cut me down. I’m crossed and ready to face the crowd.

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Have a good day good morning

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

I’m the fucking lizard king

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

@YasmineAllison

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

One of my favorite things about the holidays is watching Will Ferrell spin on a stage and vomit profusely while singing Its The Most WonderfulTime Of The Year. #ChristbackinChristmas

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

And they laughed at me when I bought every season of #Friends on DVD... now you only have a month to watch it on #Netflix

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

My friends don’t even bother to tell me any more.

[JAUZ @Jauzofficial]

I miss @porterrobinson

[VICE News @VICENews]

"In less than two years my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country,” President Trump told the #UNGA.

The crowd burst into laughter.

[alexis® @17__lex]

rt to save a life;) you’re welcome yall

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

@clydetombaugh reminded me of this old Simpsons episode with his apple talk today. https://t.co/VD9grQPXKt @kevinandbean @thekevinryder @alliemackay @KroqChip

[Brandon Henson @bran_doh]

So glad my house doesn’t have air conditioning

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

RT if u cried https://t.co/jz4c4oyycH

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

Please, Mr. Magic is my Father. Call me Slow. Wait. No. - My imaginary conversation with Mr. Magic #SlowMagic

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

Upon further thought, I guess @slowmagic would be Mr. Magic. Not Mr. Slow Magic.

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

@slowmagic I’m at Disney World. Wat up with you Mr. Slow Magic?

[jake.fine @jakee_finee]

I want to eat that one. He looked at me funny. #Lobster