just jake

never force a burp, and never trust a fart 💞

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

excuse me, where’s the nearest chili’s?

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

there are some purchases you just shouldn’t be able to make with apple pay

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

wall of sound is the only sound i wanna hear plz and ty

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

i think about the 24 hours on the couch degrassi mini a lot. i am the 24 hours on the couch degrassi mini a lot.

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

charli’s mind is so powerful

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

i’ll never believe any horror movie hype. i know DAMN well obsession isn’t any scarier than all of those other movies that had theaters full of people screaming in their trailers.

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[Acervo $layyyter ♱ @AcervoSlayyyter]

Slayyyter performing ‘DANCE…’ on The Tonight Show ❤️

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

fanduel casino has amazing advertising they can call me a thrillionaire anytime

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

if slayyyter is the worst girl in america … and meg stalter is the prettiest girl in america … then who’s driving this bus ??

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

broke bitch free$tyle on loop at work bc i love irony

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

i left my sink running while i was in the shower 😭😭 wtf is wrong with me i might as well just use AI for everything like those dumb fucks 😭😭 im so sorry mother nature please forgive me 😭😭

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

who tf has ever been in a vitamin shoppe

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

kinda ironic there’s no worst song on wor$t girl in america

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

should i do it

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

@throwtrows and the flashes of her younger self .. no notes

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

genuinely the best to do the car off the cliff trope

[Tee @throwtrows]

Him: You better not be the best 33 seconds ever recorded when I get there

My shady ass:

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

did somebody mention art ?

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

she reallyyy articulates this so well and so poignantly 🥺😭 the girls that get it ..

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

cant remember the last time i heard a song as good as need for speed ty xx @kimpetras

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

oh ur sick for this on a day like today

[Scooby-Doo Duology @ScoobyDooFilms]

A third live action ‘Scooby-Doo’ film is in the works at Warner Bros.

All of the original cast are expected to reprise their roles.

Raja Gosnell to direct & James Gunn will write the script.

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[just jake @jakeeherbert]

and if jane were to set the main stage on fire after leaving, she would have every right to do so #dragrace