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[jake @jakeestrand]

Hey guys I need some help building my playlist for this weekend. What songs am I missing? #GME 🚀🚀

[jake @jakeestrand]

When you’re dying you lose your identity. Your clothes cut off, your name, past, and future are irrelevant. When you die the body bag is one size, not tailor made. Realize this for yourself and whoever you withhold in anger. You die just like everyone else.

[jake @jakeestrand]

So I’m a Tech at the U Of L Emergency Room. And allow me to say, holy shit. Last night was an experience. 2 police officers were shot yeah, but there also were 8 others shot during the riots, unrelated to the police. And ten other traumas in the course of a little under 3 hours.

[jake @jakeestrand]

I used to sit in the ivory tower that Irvine gifted me and judge others with hindsight bias, but the past 6 years in health care have truly humbled me

[jake @jakeestrand]

@hannah_howarddd That’s a fair assumption

[jake @jakeestrand]

@hannah_howarddd What’s your point?

[jake @jakeestrand]

@hannah_howarddd Paps also screen for cervical cancer though

[jake @jakeestrand]

@lmcndi @OldRowOfficial Thanks

[jake @jakeestrand]

When Spain needs a little more Merica' @OldRowOfficial

[jake @jakeestrand]

@lmcndi

[jake @jakeestrand]

I want my baby bat baby bat baby bat
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Chiiiiliiiiiiii’s baaaaaby bay ribs

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Depicting a male orgasm in a movie requires the film to have a PG-13 rating.

Showing a female orgasm warrants an R-rating.

[hanz @hanzzfaye]

if you catch yourself begging someone for... human decency?? a response? time together ? clarity? respect? compassion? or even some kindness? you need to take a step back and realize that you’re begging someone for the bare minimum. and that’s ridiculous.

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

“Firefall” at Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, California, looks like a scene from a fantasy movie. But, it is an ordinary waterfall, which is illuminated by the sunset, that gives it a fiery glow.

[jake @jakeestrand]

Seventh fleet

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Who the fuck is driving these cruise ships?

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

My next album titled “Sea Shanties for Thots”

[NTS.$TAXX @NtsStaxx]

Only time his ugly ass listen😂

[jake @jakeestrand]

@hannah_howarddd Ah shit