Jake Feinbaum

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@realDonaldTrump Dude, what?

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@yourpaljay_ Blue juice hits different in the morning

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@elonmusk You have hundreds of billions of dollars yet how are you this cringe?

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@elonmusk Money can’t buy humor

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@elonmusk Can you do a grape juice test?

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Someone in my network needs to come out as a fellow Atarashii Gakko! fan.

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July the 6th be with you.

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@yourpaljay_ I think they spent a disproportionate amount of time on r/WordAvalanches

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It’s annoying how much LLMs love alliteration. I can’t have a normal conversation with ChatGPT about my cat without it referring to her as a “feline friend.”

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Can someone explain Grimace from McDonald's? What is he?

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@allofTAKANAKA Seychelles has the most classic tracks. An Insatiable High is tasteful and sophisticated. Rainbow Goblins is a masterpiece from start to finish. I CAN’T DECIDE!!!

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Anyone have an extra $3,499 laying around?

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I’ll take getting up for work Monday morning every time if the alternative is last night’s nightmare.

I’m wanted by cops now probably. And who decided THAT would be a good place for a hotel room?!

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This morning I correctly predicted the first digit of my randomly generated authentication code, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

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“Everyone on this side of Al Gore’s internet”

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Normalize using these symbols ♂ ♀ ⚥ as an optional shorthand for pronouns

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Definitively is definitely the word you meant to say, not definitionally.

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Detroit, MI is in the Eastern Time Zone. ミシガン州デトロイトは東部時間ゾーンにあります。

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Shoutout to Black + Decker on all things

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Fourth the May be with you.