Jake da Snake

that's me

[Jake da Snake @jakefish35]

Pigs

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. https://t.co/jvBzeJwEuy

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One of things about getting older, is the subtle progression in the loudness of my sneezes.

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And among non-registered voters ?

[Meet the Press @MeetThePress]

Taylor Swift notched the highest net favorability rating of any figure tested in the latest NBC News national poll.

Among registered voters, 40% say they have a positive view of Swift, versus only 16% holding a negative opinion. https://t.co/Xv7IOFGPll

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@VespersDante Keep going

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and the kicker is that people fill these reusable water bottles up with PLASTIC water bottles

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Sometimes I think I understand the US and then I read articles about how some Americans own over 20 different reusable water bottles and I realize there is still so much to learn.

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I burnt the roof of my mouth two days and I still am unable to enjoy food properly

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I feel like punk is a very British genre?

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Today is the day I attempt to delve into the genre of punk rock

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Should I get back into tweeting or is threads the new thing now

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There needs to be an option to slow down audio messages, some people simply speak too quickly

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I’m in the goofy part of my hangover 🤪

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White T-Shirts really are a game changer

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saying hey siri out loud and her not answering is the most embarrassing thing possible

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Dude is yelling into a camera about Bud Light, a mediocre beer AT BEST

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Benny Johnson: "You will kneel before us and you will apologize. Until then, no Christian, no person of faith, no red blooded American -- if you have red blood in your veins, then you do not buy a Bud Light product"

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Sometimes it takes losing something to understand how good things were before hand.

and in this example I am of course referring to my 2017 Macbook that was broken for a week.

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Isolation

[WELT @welt]

Putin bleibt bei Treffen mit Botschaftern auf Abstand – und kritisiert EU und USA https://t.co/oE0iTzmL0K

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I forgot to do any April fools pranks whoops

[T @tylerthecreator]

DOGTOOTH

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Objectively speaking Arial Looks better than times new roman