Jake

rutgers. 201. just a simple man trying to make his way in the galaxy.

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@Steve_Perrault

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@NJGov Parker House left off the bracket? @PhilMurphy I expect your resignation by the end of the day

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@BigTenNetwork

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@fiendmonger22 @RedSox Uncle Steve has a billion dollar art collection from insider trading, I don’t think the extra quadrillion would hurt his wallet too bad

[Jake @jakefitz10]

There are no rules. There was never any rules. @RedSox give Yamamoto a quadrillion plz. Actually, 700 quadrillion.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN.

The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Dodgers just invented the credit card.

[Jake @jakefitz10]

Fun Fact: Henry Kissinger was named the first honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters in 1976.

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@Ryan__Ribeiro Macho Man will make you pay

[Jake @jakefitz10]

@wockinpoland

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[Jake @jakefitz10]

Going to bed at a reasonable time ❌
Watching a video on how to play every hole at Augusta so i can pretend to know what I’m talking about this weekend ✅

[Jake @jakefitz10]

TIE GAME YOSHIIIII

[Jake @jakefitz10]

I FUCKING LOVE NEW JERSEY