Jake Fossum

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

It was clear from my various feeds that May 4th is now “Star Wars day,” but I’m not seeing any hot July 4th memes. Perhaps a Marvel tie-in could get it trending again?

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

I know “comparison is the thief of joy,” but I just turned 34 without ever having been crucified...

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

@blaine_martin86, I was playing ping pong and reminiscing about opponents past. Just like your ping pong game, your Arby’s tweets are better than mine.

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@zachsnowthatsme Took me a minute.

[Governor Mike Pence @GovPenceIN]

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

Zily3030 is taking over !!! @kanyewest

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@RadioK #Request the rose has teeth

[Ms. Netiquette @netiquettetoday]

Netiquette Today, coming August 2016 #netiquettetoday

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

Voting for the 893 essential albums ended on April 17th. Purple Rain had this spot secured even before Prince died @TheCurrent

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We'll see what happens...

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

Watch "Horace and Pete." Thank, or blame me later.

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

Opioids are the opiates of the masses

[Barry Crimmins @crimmins]

Twitter CEO steps down after issuing brief statement.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Here's a 1981 @nytimes piece about a 21-year-old singer from Minneapolis challenging sexual and racial stereotypes. https://t.co/3iRwHec3ZO

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

I almost ironically retweeted the KFC ad that popped up in my feed. Almost.

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@theBitterNib this links to a review of a Green Flash Porter...

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

Yes. I AM in fact "Jake from State Farm," and I never tire of confirming it.

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

"Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out."

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

@brendanypk Great! On Saturdays I'm off at 6:30, the other days you'll catch me anytime we're open.

[Jake Fossum @JakeFossum]

@brendanypk not tonight. Friday through Monday.