Jake

TΣΧAS A&M '19

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

ur a sick fuck for what u did on that island

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

WHY DID YOU NOT CALL A TIMEOUT JIMBO. WE NEED TO BE AGGRESSIVE

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Win your chips now. Wemby is coming soon.

[Jake @jakefromsales87]

@TheHoopCentral Rondo on the Big 3 Celtics teams. Both are young and talented but get the most ideal situation for their development.

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

How about a Manu Ginobili thread in honor of him becoming a first ballot Hall of Famer

Here’s a bunch of passes that make up like .01% of the crazy ones he had

[Jake @jakefromsales87]

@LateKickJosh All 3 Lord of The Rings

[Carlos Fuentes @Carlos10330]

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[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

MAKE IT STOP

[Jake @jakefromsales87]

@BrandonSantama4 Ping pong is a whole grind NBA is nothing

[Darien™ 🧊 @darienmeshell]

This could literally save a life. Save a family. My god

[Sean O'Neal @seanoneal]

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Norm Macdonald on Bill Cosby

[Mike Wright @FFHitman]

If you've never experienced this joke, take the 4 min and enjoy

[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

Not this time.

[Burnt Orange Nation @BON_SBNation]

Is there still time to reconsider this whole SEC thing? Asking for a friend.

[Jake @jakefromsales87]

@PFF_College @mbpRivals That picture is Kenyon as a True Freshman 👀

[Ivan Martinez @Martinez7600]

Michelob said they’d provide beer at our wedding if I get 20K retweets. Do your thing Twitter and help us out 🤪 @raisingtwosons @MichelobULTRA #UltraWedding