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#TXST22 | #LSU25 | Future Governor of Texas

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[melanie @hailtothetweet]

if u have sex with a white guy u have to
say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[jake @jakeharp_]

fuck this show fr

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Happy 80th president trump. You will never catch me

[jake @jakeharp_]

Totally broke up the wrong couple 😭

[shadon @pvrekhs]

kenzie gets turned on by anything why are you purring over someone installing elevators

[Benji @benji_bacon]

Happy fat bear friday everyone

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

my feet knowing they’ll never give hunter biden a footjob

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

people joke about pumps being the quieter one but when she opens her mouth you’d better believe it’s about to be the sickest read you’ve ever heard

[jake @jakeharp_]

Marc: I want wingstop

[jake @jakeharp_]

day 1 of dieting

[D🍯 @davechainz]

They should add ‘DL’ to the LGBT Acronym at this point lmfaooo

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico is already out with a statement on Trump endorsing Paxton over Cornyn:

“As I said on primary night, it doesn’t matter who wins this runoff. We already know who we’re running against: the billionaire mega-donors and their corrupt political system.”

“For decades, John Cornyn and Ken Paxton have embodied a broken politics that enriches wealthy donors while costs skyrocket for the rest of us.”

“Our movement to take back Texas for working people rises above party politics — because the biggest fight in this country is not left versus right, it’s top versus bottom.”

[chavua lipa @balkanchav]

gay person discovers compromise and communication

[DunkinGay Capital @dunkin_nyc]

Everybody wants to complain about how expensive fire island is, but nobody wants to be a gay pioneer and shake ass in Galveston, TX

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares he's hot