just jake

be nice

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Any of y’all fuck with losers who are kind?

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Jobs look you dead in the eye and tell you to create another username and password for some new shit

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Burger tray cookout style, a chicken wrap and quesadilla for the side with a huge tea. 8 bucks to eat like a king

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

$13 was all it took to hate myself. What an establishment. Will be back

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Knew this older white lady that was so convinced Romney would pull it off, next day she just cried constantly, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Mitt Romney reacting to being told he’d lost the 2012 election to Obama.

(From the Netflix documentary Mitt)

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Abner Uribe has been suspended one game for his triple chop celebration directed at the Cardinals dugout

[just jake @jakehasleft]

If it’s slow on a friday and you ask to leave early they bludgeon you with a wrench

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Amelia Earhart was not a walnut

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

Amelia Earhart never stood a chance

[just jake @jakehasleft]

#1 most liked

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Let’s say this stops tanking which means the teams with picks 1, 2, and 3 are legitimately the 3 worst teams so this would just punish actually bad teams. Also I feel like a team will easily figure out how to “tank” and stay in the 4 through 10 range

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The NBA's new draft lottery odds, visualized ⬇️

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Just found out one of my customers
was on a discovery channel show, explains a few things for sure

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Customers hate when you’re on your phone instead of helping them

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Coworker listening to some bullshit full volume on his phone

[just jake @jakehasleft]

@dietxcokewhore Fair, I have a family friend from there that always called them octopussy, incredibly unlikely it’s him but it reminded me

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Believing the victim should always be the standard, the consequences of not believing can quite literally mean life or death. I watched my mom go through it, luckily people listened and believed her. Don’t care that he’s a packer, fuck him and fuck you if you defend him

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After a complaint on May 23 and a subsequent investigation, Packers RB Josh Jacobs was arrested this morning and booked into Brown County Jail on five charges: battery/domestic abuse, criminal damage to property/domestic abuse, disorderly conduct/domestic abuse, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.

[just jake @jakehasleft]

@wormymcwormersn My mom collects shirts like that as well, she likes to wear them on Christmas

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Happens

[໊ @vetementts]

vaping during sex

[just jake @jakehasleft]

@billienotjeane Only thing I never liked about them was the insane blind spots

[just jake @jakehasleft]

Comparison is the thief of joy

[sireilisa @sireilisa]

Is your cutting skill better than this person?

[just jake @jakehasleft]

@Wisco_diva @kween_mads a few schools in nc had em but definitely saw it more in Ohio and Wisconsin