Jake

My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony

[Jake @jakehauser]

Roxy, wherever you are and whatever you're doing, we just took a shot in your honor

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

I’m giving away 2 tickets to the Cowboys Eagles season opener.

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[Jake @jakehauser]

BOOOOOOOOOO @Phillies

[Jake @jakehauser]

My dad and uncle were also pretty upset about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Drake is reportedly upset about Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance.

[Jake @jakehauser]

@kanyewest Me too Ye

[Jake @jakehauser]

@Philly_Mays Me too Max

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

RT if the Eagles are gonna win the Super Bowl 🦅

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win 2 tickets to Sunday's game, my signed cleats, & A Philly Special Christmas Party album 🎅🦅

Win, lose, or draw, I always got love for my fans! Appreciate y'all! 🙌

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote    #FlyEaglesFly

[Jake @jakehauser]

This is how I react when I see the fellas walking into the bar

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

New Zealand's army meet their commanders with haka dance.

[Jake @jakehauser]

@coreycruse4

[Jake @jakehauser]

AGAIN

[Jake @jakehauser]

AGAIN

[Jake @jakehauser]

AGAIN

[Jake @jakehauser]

AGAIN

[Jake @jakehauser]

HIT THE FUCKING BALL

[Jake @jakehauser]

HIT THE FUCKING BALL

[Jake @jakehauser]

This team is so cooked. Backs against the wall and you come out completely flat. No sign of life. Dead.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

please say a prayer for me. this might be the end.

[Jake @jakehauser]

@2008Philz @2008Philz John I still haven’t been red October-ized

[Jake @jakehauser]

@2008Philz Kill me

[Jenni @hashjenni]

What's a scam that's so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?