England seemingly will never learn that a top-class wicket keeper is worth way more runs than an extra few runs a better batsman will make you. Ben Foakes should have 80 caps.
Throw a traffic cone at a police officer 🟰 2 years in jail.
Throw a baby into a crocodile enclosure 🟰 released on bail within 24 hours without even an interview!
Are we fucking sure 🤯🤯🤯
As soon as she said this was a win for immigration in the Cape Verde game I knew what direction we were heading
Utter Woke Nonsense.
Kind regards
Curtis Woodhouse
Far right racist
Archer and Phillips having a sensational battle at one end while Bethell just helps himself to 4-1-7-2 lobbing absolute pies at the other is elite sport.
Full on club cricket vibes for this England side, 2 lads can't play cos theyve been on the piss, 1 lad is knackered after bowling too much in the game before, and 1 lad cos his missus gave birth. Back to their Roots...
My boyfriend is up in court for a £3.5k fine for referring to rapists as ‘foreign filth.’
But if you rape someone, you get fined the same amount as a McDonald’s.
UK law:
If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number)
If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it.
Labour are inciting riots
Morgan Gibbs-White has scored TEN goals and produced three assists since Noni Madueke last registered a Premier League goal contribution of any sort.
#NFFC
No screaming. No fires. No broken glass. No threats, or machetes, or chants of “Allahu Akbar.”
Just well-mannered, civilized Brits working to save their country from barbarism.