incorrect jakehoon

patient number 523 | for #jakehoon love club

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truth or drink: exes edition || #jakehoon short au.

JAKEHOON : THE WAY WE WERE
#SoulliesWeek
#SoulliesFicFestDay4
#SWTheTheoryOfLove #jakehoon

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jakehoon's visual chemistry is actually insane

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jake: knock knock i'm here with cake, presents, and flowers

sunghoon: [opening the door] thanks. i only see the cake though

jake: i got you presents and flowers too

sunghoon: where's the present

jake: me

sunghoon: ...the flowers

jake: also me

sunghoon: ...yeah that's right

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soullies 🤍 #jake #sunghoon

[ENHYPEN @ENHYPEN_members]

#ENHYPEN #JAKE #SUNGHOON

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO 🔥🔥🔥😊

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sunghoon [stroking jake's hair]: i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. i don't want it to be too cold though.

jake [lying with his head in sunghoon's lap]: but we're not engaged?

sunghoon [facepalming]: fuck, that's what i forgot to do last night!

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jake: so that giant box is sunghoonie's gift for me?

ni-ki: yep

jake: [sighs] he's inside it, isn't he?

ni-ki: yep

sunghoon: [inside the box] i told you not to tell him!

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sunghoon: i like jake so much, but i suck at flirting

jay: here he comes! just try complimenting him

sunghoon [to jake]: happy birthday!

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[phone rings]

jake: who's this?

hacker: i have all the passwords to your accounts...

jake: oh cool! can you list them all in a text for me? thanks!

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sunghoon: why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

jake: not what?

sunghoon:

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jake: why is sunghoon crying on the floor?

jungwon: he took one of those 'which ENHYPEN member are you?' quizzes.

jake: and?

jungwon: he got you

sunghoon: oh my jakey we are so meant to be

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sunghoon: i like your spanish accent, say that again

jake: despacito

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jake: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart

sunghoon: i photosynthesize with this.

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sunghoon: what should you do if a snake bites your leg?

jake: elevate and apply pressure

sunghoon: [lifts up the snake] apologize to me or else!

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jake: [holding a large box in his hands] what would you say if i came home one day with 4 puppies?

sunghoon:

sunghoon: what's in the box

jake:

sunghoon: jaeyun, what's in the box

jake: i think you know

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jake: i suck

sunghoon: hey, don't say that. believe in yourself

jake: i'm good?

sunghoon: now that's more like it!

jake: i'm very good!

sunghoon: ...let's not get carried away

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jake: are you high?

sunghoon: i'm what?

jake: high?!

sunghoon: hello...

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jake: i can't be stressed today, sunghoon said it's bad for the baby

jay: what baby?!

jake: it's me. i'm the baby and stress is bad for me

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jake: get yourself together!

sunghoon: i'm grieving the end of a relationship

jake: you just walked away from the mirror?

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jake: i don't know, i just kinda feel like we're meant to be together. i mean, just look at how fate threw us at each other!

sunghoon: [waking up at 3 am] how did you get here in my bed?

jake: fate. i just told you

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sunghoon: [plucking flower petals] jake loves me

sunghoon: he loves me not

sunghoon: he loves me

sunghoon: [plucking the last petal] he loves me not :(

jake: [rushing over with his arms full of more flowers] no that's not true! here, do it again!