jake internet

co-host of @podcastyforme, otherwise pretty available

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when you read my tweets, know that you are reading the tweets of a man who loves fresh corn

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julia stiles, julius tiles

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@HitFactoryPod @cww_0 my girlfriend would have used this app to avoid meeting me

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girlfriend tried to cheer me up by saying "you're also a 7 on the Bristol Cool Scale"

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i despise him

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What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

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just got off the phone with the vet - he confirmed that i have to tell my cats to "have a good day" every morning or they can't, biologically

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Favorite first watches of September 2023

THE EQUALIZER 3 (Fuqua, 2023)
THE CLIENT (Schumacher, 1994)
SHOWING UP (Reichardt, 2023)
POINT BLANK (Boorman, 1967)

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Mambo Nambo 5

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@deepimpactcrier @Jamellpelle this guy sounds great

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@deepimpactcrier @scare_oline @HitFactoryPod @Slutbroken99 it's purely physical

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when i look in the mirror

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larry check / curly check

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@deepimpactcrier a man's place is in the movie theater while a woman's place is at work. more and more we are finding this to be true

(jk jk nobody should ever have to go to work at any time)

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@theamandabunga dump him!

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gf thought we had already watched EXTRACTION, then realized she had gotten it confused with 6 UNDERGROUND, which she then described and i realized she meant TRIPLE FRONTIER. i love the movies

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making this probably means i have long covid, right

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your favorite podcast co-host is on here posting denzel big shirt pics

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must you take everything from us

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Each time you pluck out one of those antenna-like hairs from a mole on your skin, you’re unwittingly yanking out a potential secret to treating baldness. https://t.co/0FzTZrEb1M

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proud to be in a barbie bf/oppenheimer gf relationship