Jake Davies

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

@reznorsquirrel Our games? I’m sorry I don’t use Twitter ever 😬

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

Always walk through doors of opportunity that open for you.

Just make sure the door doesn’t lock behind you on your way in.

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

Wonder if anyone has ever used gofundme or similar shit to pay off a DUI

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

Dwayne the rock Johnson, the Ed Hardy of film, is about to reboot jumanji.. This time it's a video game. 🤔 wtf?

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

My ex is the kind of person who would hide her zombie bite from the group.

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

Having "heart" in your band name is a 99% chance you have a female vocalist and that your band sucks.

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

New X files should be called the X Fails.. Way to shit on my childhood last night Fox :(
#XFails

[Jake Davies @jakeinyourbox]

You can't burn out if you're not on fire