“the glitch in the matrix”

“When I was 16 I won a great victory, I felt in that moment I would love to be 100. Now I know I shall not see 30”

[“the glitch in the matrix” @jakejender]

I can’t even smoke anymore. Cause every time I get high to try and stop thinking about you, I just end up thinking highly of you. #Bars🙃

[“the glitch in the matrix” @jakejender]

@22Ckings @Mr_mk7R @TCGTracker @msimonson1984 @PokemonTCGVault Fr! I got this from a free discord that I joined an hour before lol and this guy didn’t notify till I was already checked out

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

There's no way

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Lmao god damnn that tire f*cked her up 😭😭

[toxic king @toxicking]

if rn isn’t meant for us.. next week is

[“the glitch in the matrix” @jakejender]

Addicted to pain

[Hamoxii @Hamoxiii]

Pain’s dub voice actor and his speech to Naruto about the cycle of hatred still gives me the chills

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

the OG CoD montages were truly incredible https://t.co/o5PkphrOLR

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The only security guard I trust

[“the glitch in the matrix” @jakejender]

@ariaga_kevin @HogwartsLegacy No cause don’t sit on Twitter all day😂 I literally prefaced it with “unless you submitted it before” which is all you had to say and I would’ve accepted that you weren’t exaggerating. The other person showed me that it’s being ongoing so I’m wrong. Sorry to hear that but gomd😂

[“the glitch in the matrix” @jakejender]

@ariaga_kevin @HogwartsLegacy Unless you submitted before, it’s says 3/8 and it ain’t even April yet, that’s not even a month bud😂 quit over exaggerating and actually wait

[Awesome CoD Zombies Facts @awesumzombiefac]

Imagine if book readers saw the cod zombies storyline

[Davidi asus 🌍🇳🇬 🇺🇦 @Dflyhalf]

Man shoots his neighbours dead during fight over snow shoveling. Neighbors told investigators that Spaide and the Goys had been engaged in a long-running feud that reached a boiling point on the snowiest day of the year.
#TheKing Goat Fuji Today is Friday

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

One of my first jobs was at a dairy milk plant where I dyed the milk a milky white colour to hide all the blood and puss from consumers. That's why I drink almond milk today

[moxy @m0xyOW]

No way I ran into Luka Dončić by pure chance in a gm OW game😭

“I know, I’m him” - @luka7doncic 🐐

[YungDbreezy/Son Whoaku #Himsey @KidKinsey]

Na that DS pokemon run was magical

[OpTic HecZ @H3CZ]

Hahahahaha @isthismike_p, you wild for this one.

[Coki @Zucoki2]

betting on a pool game in Brazil gone wrong

[Rusty Buckets 🇵🇸 @RustyBUCKETS321]

The best episode of the show has the worst rating because people are mad gay people exist