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[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@thejunebugfreak Court and Spark and Carey

[MLB @MLB]

JORGE POLANCO WINS IT IN THE 15TH INNING!

THE @MARINERS ARE HEADING TO THE ALCS!!!

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@ashleyhollis__ I’m such a huge fan of your game! Was rooting for you ever since you told Vince you’d put him right up on that block if you won hoh

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@AndyHerren Am now!

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@upuntil_dawn Yess

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@justfactsmaam Was Oregon the only team to win twice today?

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@PopCrave I’d like to throw my hat in the ring

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@buffys

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

What

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@smokedsalmom Ew

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

[paul @paulswhtn]

Imagine getting possessed by the Smile demon when you’re on the substance during a brat summer while watching Anora

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@espn Where’s the post for UW ya big sissies

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

@yungwaIker WE JUST COME FROM SUCH DIFFERENT SETS OF CIRCUMSTANCE

[jake @jakejjohnson01]

I’m so stealing “I have concepts of a plan”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he would be suuuuch a good real housewife

[octave @curtofranklin]

not my ass stopping to blow a dandelion. not my whimsical ass.

[.|. @intergalactress]

i believe people's love for you can be revealed in the way they photograph you.