Monday: Mass Shooting.
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
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Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.
Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”
look fwd to seeing shirtless blue gays alongside the tweet “i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re healthcare ceo assassin luigi mangione” in 10 months
Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:
•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine