jakejuday

19 farm boy. 22, Football. and track

[BlueDevilFootball @BlueDevil_FB]

Tipton Blue Devils looking for a game for this weekend. Spread the word!! @gridirondigest

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

I’m just saying 98% of cops are good cops that 2% are bad cops we have that in our society that’s just part of it but why shit on your own county cops because they do a good damn job So if you shit on Tipton County cops or city cops you can go fuck yourselves

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

That moment when you’re debating should I park my truck by the road sleep in the backseat so maybe the dumb motherfucker stealing farmers trucks steal the one I’m in so I can surprise them lmao

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

Essential LMAO

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

I mean why does the FSA office call it a beginner Farm Ground loan when they just told me I haven’t been farming long enough by myself I mean hell I grew up on a farm my whole life but I haven’t been farming long enough for a beginner Farm Ground loan ???

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

I don’t understand why people can’t grasp the concepts to turn on their fucking headlights when it’s like this

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

So I’ve been waiting on something important to come in the mail I checked my mailbox and I had a letter that said important notice I got excited I opened it it was a damn speeding ticket they mailed me from Illinois are you kidding me now you don’t even pull me over

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

I hate when I’m in the fast lane u got your crew set and a slow motherfuckers in the fast lane so you hit your breaks and then they break check you three times and it takes all that I care not fucking rear end them because my truck was much bigger than that car

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

People fucking kill me the next motherfucker I see the posts about the 30 Marines and one sailor that died 15 years ago in a helicopter crash yes it’s a tragedy I’m in the military I hate seeing that but read a little farther down it was 15 years ago

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

From reliable sources: Democrats and the murderous Iranian regime they are so supportive of are outraged by this.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow! The wonderful Iranian protesters refused to step on, or in any way denigrate, our Great American Flag. It was put on the street in order for them to trample it, and they walked around it instead. Big progress!

[All American Division (inactive) @82ndABNDiv]

The All American Division mourns the loss of two @PantherBrigade Paratroopers. SSG McLaughlin and PFC Villalon, both combat engineers, were killed by an IED in Kandahar, Afghanistan yesterday. Both Paratroopers embodied the values of an All American and will not be forgotten.

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

To the motherfucker in the Porsche that just flipped me off while I was doing 60 mph pulling a rolling basket... I hope you get a ticket bitch.

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

So it’s illegal for me to run off road diesel in my trucks because of the road tax but it’s not illegal for a electric car which does not get road tax.....riddle me this bullshit

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

Everyone please understand we are not trying to put mud on the road but the conditions are not the best in the fields so if you see mud on the road slow down don’t hit it doing 60 and then bitch

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

My favorite part about being a cart operator is you get to run over the miss bits

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

@ehiggie00 Yep probably the same motherfuckers @ehiggie00

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

the motherfuckers that stole shit out of all our Surmise and equipment you’re a piece of shit second of all make sure you shut the fucking keys off if you’re going to steal shit from somebody cuz now Im dealing with dead batteries and Im pissed not good for u we have cameras lol

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

@ehiggie00 Funny where at but it was the same people black hoodies @ehiggie00

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

@realDonaldTrump because of congress passing a law about raising the legal drinking age... I can be enlisted and deployed at 18 but can’t have a beer with my friends?

[jakejuday @jakejuday22]

So let me get this straight @AMCTheatres I can be enlisted and deploy in the military at the age of 18 but at the age of 20 I can’t go watch a rated R movie with my girlfriend because she didn’t have her ID?