Jake Kormanyos

Almost impressive

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Elise voted against the bill. Perhaps she meant to say, “Thank you, President Biden.”

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

After nearly a year and a half post wedding Natalie and I are Credit Card Debt free. This is such a huge relief figuring at one point the amount felt like a mountain, and we had to keep adding to it. Now to start putting money in an actual savings account📈📈📈

[Luciano @Cali_76]

People who peaked in high school when they found out they can’t go to their hometown bar on Thanksgiving Eve.

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

Translation: let dumbass conspiracy theorists kill grandma over food they can have any other time of the year, when grandma won’t die.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Don’t lockdown the country.
Don’t impose curfews.
Don’t close schools.

Let Americans decide for themselves.

And celebrate Thanksgiving.

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

Why is this every man in Massena. https://t.co/7dyrzkr041

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

Republican Sen. Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania says he saw no evidence to support President Trump’s claim that Democrats are trying to “steal” the election and called the president's words “very disturbing.” https://t.co/87Z04MKT52

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The "blue shift" in Pennsylvania is going to launch 10 million conspiracy theories and it was 100% avoidable had legislators just copied Ohio's notes and let them process ballots early.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Don't be afraid, says the guy with a team of a dozen doctors, access to experimental treatments that no one else gets, a four room hospital suite, who lives in a house with top doctors on site 24/7.

All of which is provided to him for free because he refuses to pay taxes.

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

Alright well good job everyone again. Instead of having Bernie up there for the second time in a row we had to sit through that shit show. Biden struggled to get two sentences together and Trump played the narcissistic, lying, asshole, bully role perfectly.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump is either:

A) A bad businessman who has lost money year after year after year.
B) A tax cheat who has avoided paying what he owes in taxes year after year after year.

Knowing Donald Trump, both are probably true.

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

@pesoldnc

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

😤

[. @toolate2saysry]

Some of y’all need to wake tf UP

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Isn't it weird how a coronavirus death rate of 1% is plenty low to OPEN EVERYTHING, but meanwhile voter fraud incidence of 0.000001% means END VOTE BY MAIL

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

@pesoldnc @bails_of_hey

[Jake Kormanyos @jakekormanyos]

This is really there guy. They love this guy so much and this is how he sounds a majority of the time. Amazinginly embarassing.

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

The US Government has made an ad about its response to the pandemic, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. 🇺🇸