Jake Ellis

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@AlexReibman @CalHacks @threadreaderapp unroll please

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@SimonStormRider Can you explain what this means like I’m five years old?

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Explicit goal.

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@jakepluscake Always more bug juice

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@VanLathan Window: Lord of the window
Middle: Master of shared armrests
Aisle: Shares dirty looks when the others have to get up to use the restroom

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@taylahey2 This is how I imagine you entering an ice rink.

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@nrmehta @taylorswift13 When you are young, they assume you know nothing, Nick.

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@GameOfThrones It'll be a long winter until you remake Season 8.

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@andyverderosa Do you know anything about muscles?

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@GameOfThrones @hbomax Remake the final season

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@taylahey2 That is the goal

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@nrmehta Took him long enough...

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@nrmehta "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@Keith3 Quickest way to get dismissed: walk in wearing a bubble suit

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@Keith3 in person? can you Zoom in?

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

This is just brutal. Keep working @KlayThompson

[Vasu Kulkarni @Vasu]

Klay Thompson has torn his Achilles. 😔😔😔

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

@JennaEllisEsq @realDonaldTrump I really hope we’re not related...

[Jake Ellis @jakelellis]

It’s time to move on and @StephenAtHome puts this into clear perspective.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."