captain 3b (43-18-8)

Canucks, #33

#freehoglander
#retire1

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

i won't survive the season

[Ol' Jake @Jay2kNB]

the vancouver canucks will kill me

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

every few weeks there’s a smugtard on this app from the UK or Europe or Canada who points out a pristine patch of greenery and goes “there’s plenty of space for everyone if we just built a high density housing development right here!”

and the funny part is, it’s usually the same genre of smugtards who bitch about climate change or using plastic straws.

when push comes to shove, these people would literally rather irreparably destroy the environment than just admit “maybe we don’t need infinity Uber drivers from Bangladesh”

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@house_of_el38 @ryker_nuck @stonesfan1977 @amc424 The sedins invented a lot of the offensive styles your favorites use today. Learn puck, muppet

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@stonesfan1977 @ryker_nuck @house_of_el38 @amc424 buddy, look at era adjusted stats and remember that we were robbed of Crosbys prime. There's good chance Crosby would've been even better than he was had he never got hurt lol

The debate isn't close, yet

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@YooperDeuces @jjwiens57 @living_agent @harthebar13 @KPapetti I hate crysaitl as much as the next guy but he's literally in the lane covering his man, kulak needed to step up on Sam and he didn't. Period.

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

@yslheru Kinda crazy you gotta explain something like this to grown adults LMAOOOO

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@JustinCr3dibIe @RoboT_RampagE @buckfoston also not that it's a great look but he did look really good for large chunks of the szn, and the team has always been much better with him playing than not (though most of that is because our dcore was dog until this year)

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

getting my jeans dirty while writing hockey articles

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@BasketballPhil @RobTheHockeyGuy In a much easier sport, yes

[Francesco Aquilini @fr_aquilini]

Man, so tight, almost like a playoff game.

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@jordankobewade7 @kylesylvester15 @DevSkyEdgy @Shane00 he was not a leader on the team.

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@cj223891 @irishbruinfan @BigHeadHcky Look I agree early on, but we're talking about end of career Gretz in the late 90s, post-lockout that changed the game into the low scoring 2000s style we grew up with.

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

haha yeahh

[Corey Masisak @cmasisak22]

#Avs Nathan MacKinnon, on getting ramped back up for the regular season:

"Honestly, the whole break you’re always thinking about it. You’re always stressed. You look in the mirror and (think) you look fat. Trying not to eat too much. Yeah, I think about it a lot."

[Jake @RimJutherford69]

I apologize if this has been said by someone else already.

But can we please take time to acknowledge that Kuzmenko OK’d a trade off literally the best teem in the league for a team headed in the wrong direction.

He didn’t have to do that for the #Canucks

96 will be missed.

[xTech @xTechHockey]

“Calgary rejects this offer, it’s a bit low for us”

*adds a 4th and a depth d man from finland*

“Flames fans will be cheering in the streets when we announce this deal!!!”

[Tommy @tommykippes2]

the canucks have thirty wins on the season

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@axdysux @tylerweston @FRASERARNOLD1 @Matapumo @BR_OpenIce scoring at will doesn't matter if you give up more on the other end and lose the game:)

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@axdysux @tylerweston @FRASERARNOLD1 @Matapumo @BR_OpenIce 0 finals appearances, and 1 conference finals where they got swept. yep, the proof is right there:')

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@jacob_stroud2 @HilsNoglander @BigHeadHcky St Louis better than both lol

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

There's no way any person can enjoy watching Joel Embiid play basketball.

[captain 3b (43-18-8) @JakeLovesMisery]

@PartPhil buddy, he's not even close to Crosby let alone the goat lol