Jake Lupinacci

He/Him

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Is twitter still a thing? Kinda wanna start tweeting again...

[minx @JustaMinx]

before twitter shuts down... we need to normalize pegging

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Really don’t think this is premature anymore...

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Anyone tryna hop on a track with me? It's premature eJakeulation so you know its coming soon.

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

I just went through my old tweets, and outside of the sad boi tweets where I kept saying I was gunna quit Twitter, I had some heat!

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

In Person Voting. Mail in ballots.

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

@TheJarettDiaz Mail ins will flip it

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

@TheJarettDiaz Some of Nebraska might not suck

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

To squash the rumors if anyone has heard them, Klazy Jax has NOT been shut down and has NOT lost its liquor license, we follow the covid guidelines and plan to continue to do so.

[Justice delos Santos @justdelossantos]

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

[Depressed Cowboys Fan @ChickenColeman]

Nobody:

Dogs at the park:

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

2020 America for you

[Richie Floyd @richiejfloyd]

In a training on how we'll perform school shooter drills while maintaining social distancing

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Does the existence of North Dakota and South Dakota imply that there is A Dakota, and if so how can we locate it? I will be putting a task force together to find it. Applications in my DMs are welcome.

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Guys, I don't think i'm any closer now then I was then, I may actually have less money now...... @BillGates, I may actually need your help on this one? Is that a weak mans confession?

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

Yo, @BillGates, I promised my familiy I'd under achieve my way to $1 million by the time im 25... in 5 years if i failed, wanna venmo me?

[paul walker forget about it cuh @A12120NA]

we should start a movement of college students recording all their courses on Zoom so we can just post it all in a google drive and give higher education to the people

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Barr in testimony today about Roger Stone: “Do you think it is fair for a 67 year-old man to be sent to prison for 7 to 9 years?!” Oh, are we letting out everyone older than 67 from jail now? You’re the Attorney General. So, is that a rule for everybody or just your friends?

[Jake Lupinacci @jakelupinacci]

@colelemmens Covid 19 diss track dropping August 17th

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

At “https://t.co/UNCVfayHRs, find out instantly if your voter registration’s current. If not, follow the instructions to register. Click https://t.co/9B1S4lIRSL to receive an absentee ballot. Make sure your friends and family do the same.”

Please RT. Thx. https://t.co/Gijvf6rkPs

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Defund Trump’s secret police.